"Reality's bizarre enough for me."
My name's Yurdi,
I'm 23 years old and am extremely happy with what I have in my life.
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)
Drove Mark to work this morning at 5:00 a.m., on my way home as I was waiting to turn onto the freeway entrance, I saw a driver waiting at the light as he was at the freeway exit.
I saw him spill his drink on himself, and he immediately started brushing furiously at his pants to get the liquid off.
He then glanced over at me staring at him and immediately stopped. He probably thought I hadn’t seen him spill his drink. It did look like he was jerking off, so it was a bit awkward to say the least.
I drove off laughing my head off. His expression was priceless.
O’Hare Airport - 5:00am. Sketched up some painting concepts. This was one of them. #InsideSamLarsonsNotes #Pizza #Mountains #PizzaOrDeath
Leave your front door and your back door open. Allow your thoughts to come and go. Just don’t serve them tea.
Shunryu Suzuki (via seedsofwisdom)
I hear Aubrey (my 2 year old daughter who is currently potty training) yell “GOTTA GO POTTY!!!” so I yelled back “Go ahead! Turn on the light and make sure to lower your pants and undies!”
We hear silence and she says to herself, “gonna wipe now…”
*slowly hear toilet paper unraveling faster and faster
Mark runs to the bathroom “That’s enough……THAT’S ENOUGH!”