partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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My best friends are dorks. All of them. Looking back at conversations I just think, if an outsider read what we say to each other, they either would think we absolutely hate each other or else are just really strange. Hahaha

<3 You know who you all are, since the majority of you have Tumblrs anyway. :P 

Hate you guys. Haha

Never realized until now I am one of those people you see singing and dancing in their car while driving.

Sweet.

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

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renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

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cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

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Birthday

This is the first year I am actually not excited for my birthday. The person I love most won’t be with me that day. I’ll get to see him through a glass window for a half hr and that’s all I really care about. :’(

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